as the light in the sky fades we fade deeper into the buckeye state..
The seats have changed and the car is rearranged. Captain Zach and his loyal but effeminate first-‘mate’, taylor take up the front as me and droopy dog take up the middle and the slappers sprawl all over the back. Let’s talk about the back seat for a moment, may we? WE MAY. That shits uncurmfderble. Mike and i were stuck back there for the first leg of the journey and, A) the seats are in wrong so there is no real safe or comfortable way to buckle yourself in, the belts are arranged as Capt. Zach described it: leaving room for “two porcelain dolls and the worlds fattest man” to buckle in. But right now its a mass of dude leg and arm. Shorts riding up and stretches begging for comfort have left them like a vat of weiner dogs, just piled up on top of each other. GOD! ALEX GERBER IS THE WORST! EVERYONE HATES HIM SO MUCH. All we do is talk about how much we dont like him all of the days! Thats not true. Not entirely true…but ill be damed if there was anything harder than soapstone in that ‘rock’ mix. OOOOooooh! Geology reference up in this bitch. Now i cant remember the class about the earth and rocks and shit i took in Highschool with Mr. Fowler. Cool guy, went to longwood. Looked like Jeff Daniels in dumb and dumber. Thats how you spell it, right? he’s not a geoff is he? Nah, that doesnt look right.
It was light when i started this, now as it reaches past 9 in the east…we fade to black…in the den of all depravity and sin…oHIo
