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May 07
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de ja blue

-first of all its all one word.

dejablue

its a water bottle that i bought on the highway in INDIANA

-for joseph

its my prize…its my world series bracelet…my world series of POKER bracelet.

DONT YOU TOUCHMY DEJABLUE DONJUUU

the place where i got it.  the place inside, the inhabitants, were the SADDEST people in the world.  i was tempted to ask them what they do…for life.  but i was afraid they would start weeping.

in the deep deep corners in one of those square box things that keeps everything cool i found…a bottle of dejablue.

ive never seen dejablue before, the bottle, unlike the other water bottles in its company was BLUE, becoming so enamored with the product i thought…i know what de ja vu is…but i dont know how it relates to water.

WATER ISNT EVEN BLUE.  only retarded 6 year olds color the water blue.

-taylor defends water being blue.  all dumb and gay and shit-

joe: fuck both of these guys

mike: yeah listen to me, guys! when i was 7 years old…

the water tastes like the place it came from…despair

MCDONAAAALDDSSS 2 on the day.  because fuck our intestines.  we dont want nothing that cant be shat out within the first 20 minutes of it poisoning us